Intriguing title, isn’t it? Mr. Perlman, my high school gifted teacher,
always said to avoid saying nothing in your essays. He attempted to tell us to make every word in
your essay should be used in a precise way, each word should have meaning, and
nothing should be redundant or unnecessary penguin. Paul Roberts, writer of
great English textbooks, tells us the very same thing in this essay. His main point is to inform modern high
school or college students, his intended audience, how to make their writing
matter by teaching them both what to and what not to do while writing an
essay. And Roberts comes out fighting
with a killer exposition. The
introduction is a narrative of an English student attempting to write a 500
word essay on college football. Since he
has no interest in the subject, he writes the essay, but the essay is weak in
content and practically the same as every other essay. This narrative style helps the audience
understand what saying nothing actually means.
Within that narrative, Roberts uses humor to help keep the attention of
the reader. My personal favorite was the
line “he [The English Teacher] wonders how he allowed himself to get trapped
into teaching English when he might have had a happy and interesting life as an
electrician” (Roberts 2). By adding the
humor to the narrative, it keeps the point of the essay precise and interesting
to the reader. And androgynous young
person, was this fun to read! I felt
like every word was carefully crafted to
While reading this essay, I left reading
the essay feeling like I understood what saying nothing in an essay was. His explanation of what to include (such as
the least argued point and using the abnormal view) and what to chuck in the
dustbin (such as clichéd phrases like “chuck in the dustbin”, abstraction, and
colorless words). His main point, as
pointed out in the title, was to tell the audience what saying nothing in an
essay was. BUT, by teaching the audience
how not to make an essay mean nothing, Roberts sneakily informs us how to write
a better essay. Much like his “Take the
Less Usual Side” (Roberts 3) stance, instead of beating me over the head saying
“MAKE YOUR ESSAY BETTER”, Roberts coolly sakes my hand and says “make you
writing mean something”. Of course when
I look down at my hand, I find a note saying “Ha! You now know how to write
better”, but Roberts has fled the scene.
I know chasing him would be futile, so I just soak up my lessen,
well-learned.
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